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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • JokeDeity@lemm.ee
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    Imagine being in 2023 and still thinking it’s anything other than piss.

    • Franklin@lemmy.world
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      Man if you don’t see why making someone come so hard they piss is fun, I don’t know how we could ever come to common ground

      • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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        Well, no common ground it is. Not to kink shame tho, being in to piss play is a-ok 👍

      • JokeDeity@lemm.ee
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        I’m fine with that. The one girl I was with that “squirted” a lot was more than enough from one night, for a lifetime. 🤢🤢🤢

      • JoYo@lemmy.ml
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        Sounds like a medical issue.

    • Chariotwheel@kbin.social
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      What do people think it would be otherwise?

      Sweat? Magic fluid that’s just not used all the time?

      • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca
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        Precious ambergris

      • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social
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        It’s Ambrosia

      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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        Skene’s gland secretions. Warning - medical/anatomical non-pornographic NSFW.

    • BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
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      No one claimed that (here)

      • Duranie@lemmy.film
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        (yet)

    • coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world
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      It’s Bud light.

    • JoYo@lemmy.ml
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      brb gotta squirt in the urinal.

    • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social
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      deleted by creator

    • ryannathans@lemmy.world
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      It’s mostly piss. Not entirely piss.

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    tbh they would call women witches if they had any sort of pleasure in the 1600s.

    • doyoulikemyparka@feddit.uk
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      Accusing people of witchcraft was also a great way of avoiding blame. Bread didn’t rise properly? Not my fault. Neighbour is a witch.

    • Chariotwheel@kbin.social
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      Or power.

      Because only a man can do things by themselves naturally. When women do something great it must have been magic not merit.

      • Hank@kbin.social
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        You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?

        You’re right of course but I just couldn’t help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.

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          https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/education/resources/early-modern-witch-trials/accusing-monarch-of-witchcraft/

        • PorkRollWobbly@lemmy.ml
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          You’re right of course but I just couldn’t help being a smartass

          You should try.

          • Hank@kbin.social
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            It’s the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.

            • PorkRollWobbly@lemmy.ml
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              You’re right. I apologize for being grumpy. Coincidentally, I’m grumpy because I work outside.

              • Hank@kbin.social
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                Hey that’s not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.

                Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.

                • RQG@lemmy.world
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                  Hey you two can’t just be nice to each other on the internet. This is not how it works around here.

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