I’ve been really enjoying trilium as an open source alternative but fair warning it’s not as polished as Obsidian

Matrix is great but it’s got the same problem as every other communication service, it’s only useful when other people are on it.

I use it and encourage my friends to but they just look at me like I’m crazy

Ahh crap, I meant Endeavour lol I got them mixed up.

I mean as long as it’s elementary OS that might be okay

I swear my wife waits till she gets headaches and needs to eat, I always offer to cook but for some reason the migraines of the real decider of when we eat

now this is what I call a Dom

CGP Gray’s rules for rulers still sticks with me.

my carrier provides me a service where it puts my voicemails in text form and I could never go back

thanks for the first ever, funny minions meme

here is a list of compatible banking apps, however the list is crowd sourced so trust but verify.

“there seems to be a disconnect”

is my favorite professional way to say what the fuck are you talking about?

what is this!? a cheese wheel for ants?

I’ve always wanted to buy one of those big Cheese wheels but let’s be real it’s going to be expensive and then I’m committed to just one type of cheese forever.

sincerely, I don’t know another course of action, the justice system has failed to maintain its checks and balances for the good of the public.

corporate overlords hold all the power and we have lost the reigns to the political apparatus. what is left but violence.

lateral thinking, i guess

If it makes you feel any better my wife is 4’ 10"

damn, they don’t even have a drop point?

Best hot dog place around, I reckon.

With Android no less