If evil was both natural and convenient, everyone would be evil.

Imagine being in a suicide cult and they try to save money on the suicide punch

Profits are higher than ever, but line must go up so you’re all fired.

This is the first I’m hearing about double socking needing to be dress socks, are you sure that’s a thing?

You don’t tape it over the blister, you cut a hole for the blister

I had a guy whose pitch was “Ok, you’re the president.”

That was the game idea. The whole thing.

“Ok, I did the overall plot. Who’s doing the dialogue?”

Wait, it is?!??

Mass adoption of cellphones, social media, streaming services and the destruction of third spaces. Endless entertainment, decreased socialization.

People have been fucking while living with their parents for most of humanity. That’s not the problem, at least in terms of first experiences.

Imagine pretending you don’t understand the value of PR and propaganda in a war.

Still not over the HRE, huh?

Well, as long as no one starts talking about Version #4

Do we have to wait until the civil war, or is this offer current?

Bougie propaganda never changes, smh, they’d rather kill the world than pay a living wage

That’s what a glowie would say!

Will you send socks?

Nice try, glowie!

To the children, right?

Stop trying to social engineer my password, DEA!

The question is whether she resigned or was fired as well. Her job was to protect the company, which includes not firing productive staff.

Lol