Nature is healing

I have a hard time enjoying this meme because it’s dumb and unfunny. It’s peak le epic Reddit thing that we all agree to care about even if no one actually vares about that ape.

My friend texted me that she went out on the weekend and complained that everyone was wearing trainers and mullets.
And yeah, that might be kinda odd, but i grew up wearing baggie pants and spiked up blonde hair, i don’t think i have any ground to stand on.

Did you just fix menal health?

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

Jackhammers are so loud, haven’t they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

I’ll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

It’s stupid because you don’t understand it? Aeems like you are the dumb one then.

Ah yes, the good old take from people who never read a comic book

No one said anything about power.

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

blocked

Imagine how funny it would be if these celebrity/influencer weirdos would lose all their followers over night and they would just scream their bullshit into the void with no one to hear it. One can still dream

There is a brand that makes fake dried meat out of smoked beet. It’s absolutely fantastic but pretty expensive. Same goes for fake salmon.

Yeah but they measure in feet and cheesburgers.

Why bother complaining somewhere else?

Horses are almost the worst, horae people are even worse. My girlfriend has a coworker and apparently all she does is talking about her horse and how unwell it is, and how fucking expensive the hose doctor, acupuncture, hose psychologist and keeping the horse in general is. One day she showed me a picture of her company dinner and i asked her which one the horse girl is. Of course she pointed at the 100+kg ork.
They also shove ginger in their butts to make them walk funny. Again, i don’t even like them, but they still don’t deserve to be ridden around or drove around in a trailer for hour. I would be a miserable cunt too

Both are equally good at winning wars too