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My mom says its okay to login
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Why can’t i see your password?
I can see it, it’s *******
We’re going to return to user + password in the near future.
Please drink verification can to continue
The code is at the bottom of the can and can only be seen be shining a flashlight down it. This completes Step 1 of the verification.
Oh and it changes your pee color so it can reveal the
passkeypisskey verification QR code on the urinal in front of you to complete Step 2 of the verification.
Passkeys, more likely.
so passwords (that you can’t memorize) with extra steps
Half a cryptographic key that you can’t easily give to someone over the phone by accident.
a very long password that (ideally) is only bound to a single device, requires a second identifier (biometric, PIN, password) and that is phishing resistant.
bound to a single device
yay vendor lock in. google or meta password manager salivating.
KeepassXC supports passkeys as well.
bound to a single device
Bitwarden let’s you sync your passkeys between devices. And you can also unlock your vault with one stored on a physical security key.
Ooh-la-la, someone’s gonna get laid in college.
i don’t get what this has to do with college, or getting laid at all but sure.
Log in with caution
Carefully… CAREFULLY!
clicks the Delete My Account Instead button
AH FUCK!
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I knew that potato would come in handy!
My 2fa tater rotted, how do I log in?
Use a PDF of the Wikipedia article on potatoes.
Honestly I thought it was great when OAuth started making it easy to use my various pre-existing IDs as logins for websites. But now I cant remember which one is which and my password manager doesn’t give me any hints. Sigh.
Honestly that’s why I just stick with local site auth and a password manager. 1) it lets me remember things via my manager and 2) if it’s compromised, they’ll only have access to that site and not other ones I’ve used to log in with.
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Login with your mom 👩🦳
Ugh. Moooooooooooooom. I need you to login again
Surely, potato won’t sell my data, right?
totally possible, given you can digitally sign PDFs.
Bestest quality
Found the Filipino.
Am I in?
What’s more american than ordering a tray of spaghetti from a fried chicken restaurant?
With cheese and hotdogs.
It’s actually quite good.
And the mango pies! Oh are they delicious.
Great, now I want Jolibee.
They were founded in the Philippines though
i live nowhere near a jollibee 😭
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