I don’t go to Chipotle when I want Mexican food. I go to Chipotle if I want something quick and vaguely Mexican-ish. Just like people don’t go to McDonald’s or Burger King looking for a good burger.

I wonder if the smiley faces Costco receipt checkers draw on the back of the receipt if you have a kid with you is also mandatory

Seeing things like this make me happy that I

• live in a state that banned junk fees.
• live just far enough outside of a metro area that these services don’t deliver to me so I don’t have to worry about being tempted to order from them.

Most places I’ve seen bathrooms with outward opening doors have them set back in an alcove so that it’s not opening into a general walkway.

Or doors that swing outward so you can push with your elbow or shoulder or foot or something

If you add in shouting at the phone to write text messages, you have my mother in law

Jimmy John’s started this recently too. They keep bombarding me with emails about getting this badge or that badge. Mother fuckers all I want to do is order a sandwich and walk from my office to your store and pick it up in a timely manner. They can’t even get that figured out most of the time anymore. I’ll order a sandwich at 10:30 and it won’t be ready until 12:30 or 1. Maybe they need to have the employees earn badges by making sandwiches quicker.

I’m getting highs in the teens and no snow. I’d like to at least get some snow to go with the cold.

Barely anything I order comes in 2 days anymore. It’s almost always 3 to 5 days.

Being an election related thread it probably turned into a bunch of toddlers shouting fuck you at each other and they probably locked it because of that.

My wife isn’t my property

n’t

Or the family of the person who died at Disney and can’t sue because they did a free trial of Disney+

I can’t believe they don’t teach that I’m school anymore smh my head.

It’s mostly working again! The only thing not working for me right now is the posts tab on a user’s profile.

I still do

I think worse is the alarm clock, where snooze and stop are the same size and shape, and hard to tell apart when you are half asleep

My state has dot org for some agencies, dot gov for some, and dot state dot (state) dot us.

Of course it’s going to snow this weekend, it’s the state basketball tournament.

I still use it. Some things don’t work right anymore, like posting single images (although multi image posts still work). As long as you are or have ever been a mod, it still works fairly well.