Just know that somebody on your zoom meeting is doing a mystery science theater 3k reenactment.

That’s just how MAGA likes their women.

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn’t happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y’all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

New sub. This one’s great! My group chats are going to mute me.

Yay! So glad to have this one over here!

Same. And it didn’t impact me directly but clearly demonstrated the value of a distributed platform.

I do this with French loafs. Tear off a chunk.

Frank?

I’ve scrolled through here like four times today, and still the gnomes ass is no larger. WTH is wrong with AI these days?

Neat! But not quite the ornithopter I was hoping for.

Do they flap?

Yet

Nice, I knew my choice was going to pay off!

What color is 8? I’m thinking that one. The other blue looks kinda waxy.

It’s the built in fidget!

I pick number 5 because I feel like there is a balance between the expected lifetime of the pencil and the expected lifetime of the eraser. These fancy metal ones with the little sliver of shitty eraser that ends up getting lost and the supposed 3 pack replacement ones that you have to special order somewhere. Ugh no thanks.

Gonna send you a stack of keyboards so I can pretend I contributed to staving off the apocalypse.

The bics also have nice colors. And you can often find one left behind on the desk from last class.

Sorry, I said I wasn’t going to kink shame today.

So I thought the uni would be a neat way to use thicker lead but avoid the weird slant in longer sessions. But I don’t write in kanji (sp?) and with my mutated cursive alot of my letters string together. So the rotation is not nearly enough, and I end up still getting the weird slant thing on my lead. Only then it’s worse because after I build up a flat surface, it rotates a little bit and then the edge is all wrong.