By butthole is nowhere near my taste buds and designed to pump out fecal matter. Other than my lips. Bidets are cool but I if there isn’t one that’s not a problem.

Different enough that I’m fine with thoroughly wiping my ass. That’s hardly “having shit smeared all around”. I’m regularly under the shower and that’s good enough for me.

My butthole is very different from my face and I hope that is true for everyone else as well

Every KDE distro can do all of these except whatever adjusting kernel parameters means? I don’t know how to do any of this in the command and I’ve been using Linux for 8 years.

Smack me in the forehead with a chain

I’ve been licking the walls of her anus.

Also Stormseeker

Home assistant is great and apart from voice recognition, its infinitely more powerful than any corporate home automation product. Voice is tough to do locally and on low powered hardware, but its getting there.

It is beyond exhausting. Nobody takes my serious neurological disorder seriously. I’m nearly thirty and only now I’m starting to get the medical help I would have needed 20, 25 years ago. To think what could have been breaks my heart.

That excellent gag is how I discovered hbomberguy some years ago

Fairphone has headphones and earbuds with replaceable batteries. They’re pretty expensive, but show that the big players could easily provide the same level of repairability.

I use wired headphones at my desk, but I really don’t want to go back to wired for when I’m on the go.

Absolutely. I hope flatpak can take that role. It’s already widely accepted.

I replaced most cloud services with my own Nextcloud instance. I like Nextcloud.

Very edgy. Care to elaborate?

Try a high Bitrate mp3 and the difference becomes a pure technicality.

No, it’s not

There is no “mp3 quality”, as that can vastly vary depending on bitrate. And what is HD quality music supposed to be? I bet you couldn’t reliably differentiate high quality mp3, CD audio and completely uncompressed wav in a series of blind tests.

Yeah. Headphone jacks are essential only for people who own nice wired headphones they want to continue using.

My elderly, barely tech literate dad has been on Linux for years and he doesn’t even know it

The greater good.