You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

House is 123 years old, I have a couple of cast-iron pans that are civil war era, still get regular use.

China to the rescue, a good tug and they peel like a banana now

Y’all are rawdogging the substance of this conversation

It’s been the punchline of a dark joke for years.

You gotta get those little hands building the little toys.

We make the dark joke because we know it’s true, but we can collectively point at a tech company and say it’s their fault, and still enjoy the fruits of their labor at prices we can afford.

Globalism - hyperglobal capitalism - is all about externalizing the negativities and internalizing the positives.

Best part is when they go from warning you to suspending you within a few hours for the same “incident,” it can happen. IP banned for life baby

Yeah i grew up in the 90s. The skinny jean crazy didn’t land with me. I wore baggy carpenters until they died, then the widest bootcut I could find.

Now I am in heaven, my favorite aesthetic is everywhere, baggy jeans, shirt sleeves over long sleeves, hell yes let’s skate

Doesn’t let you rifle through things approvingly as you go. "Yes this is the correct directory because it has the three files I was looking at earlier–

You know what let’s do a ls -al just to be super sure it’s the right modification

Thankfully lots of us can’t read and are blissfully unaware at this late hour.

In the old world maybe. Today’s tragedeigh naming means it could be anything. Qristofer. Enjoy.

I am super torn here because pre-back-surgery me looks at these and says “the NERVE of these fuckers” and post-back-surgery me is like “Well that WOULD be nice yes”

“made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.

Same but - I was actually relieved Microsoft finally MADE an RDP client for Mac again. What was wrong with RDP for Mac? It was fine and they axed it. But them replacing RDP everywhere is just hilarious.

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don’t shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren’t all cum-streaked.

I made accounts for my board of directors, two of them got “permanently suspended” because of “violating the TOS” before they even logged in. Had to delete and recreate them. So it’s not perfect, but for free, I do manage.

They thought they were fucking advancing humanity up there. They probably thought the photos would be published above the fold in the NYT coverage about the day.

Google offers workspace for free to nonprofits, Including device management. No one, I know in nonprofits even fucks with Microsoft because they’re so ridiculous. Now it’ll be even less people.

Google now has the market cornered because they aren’t as greedy.

6’2 white man and I often walk with a dog, so no, people do not fuck with me.

If I were a woman tho I’d be carrying a weapon, but not paranoid about it.

Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill

ironically Sean Penn is woke as fuck by anyone’s standards. We desperately need that kind of energy tho, Leftist Men who have Strength, Values and Personality. Very lacking right now, and has left a terrible vacuum that’s being filled with absolute red-pill garbage.