This author has a very low bar for “unshittification”.

Before I ever had a modem I’d go to a buddy’s house because his dad had a 300 baud acoustic coupler for work. I think the first modem I bought for myself 9600 baud

I use Steam btw

And Cruise is playing bumper cars

at least the windows broke

Does Windows ever do anything else?

Wear one, but occasionally switch eyes, see if anyone notices