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Lmao you know me so well, random internet psychologist.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

Shady business practice.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

You would.

Holy fuck, what a racket.

They’re right, you know 😘

Five Finger Death Punch.

The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

MY NAME IS PHIL

Damn, look at them titties.

Scots are so precious.

Not accurate at all. You’re a decade early.

Nihilism can be a positive force.

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

I think it might be time to move on.

Nice ego, poop guy. We frequent the same spaces, that’s all. Don’t flatter yourself.

edit: this was a good-natured joke, no need to work yourselves up into a lather.

Oh my god, it’s the poop guy!

Lucky for you, cheese single.