The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.

Well you can get them to smear out symbols with their faeces before they die

I used to climb on the roof of my house as a kid and shimmy along the narrow in the middle of the night, just for kicks.

I look back on myself decades later and shudder. I am dead in many parallel worlds.

Alright I’ve been staring at it too long - what’s that emoji?

If you rock it up to a switch, then as the wiring diagram shows: (N)ot gonna (L)ie, (MCB) My Curious Bro, a 3 way gang-bang is pretty gay.

Edit: on an unrelated note, if the neutral wire comes from the light rose and not the switch itself as shown above then you’re gonna need a switch that handles live wires only. In the UK a lot of the newer houses now have the neutral wire in the switch, but before then many UK houses were very gay with the wiring.

Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK

my dad still thinks I’m gay, and I’ve introduced him to previous gfs

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”

“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

yes once, to gain its power. why?

knock knock

uh, hi. If you place the blades in front of the router, it will start chopping the packets before they even reach. You need to use an bladeless fan

And I said you fly boys crack me up.

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the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog

Of course everyone is entitled to justice, but we do not live in that perfect world and haven’t lived in it for some time (or maybe ever?)

When the systems that we have in place to protect us consistently fail to do so in favour of a rich minority, vengeance becomes the only available recourse.

Step 4

it just hit me that there’s a main character in that movie. So many memorable side characters

I build my houses out of straw too

hence the slamming!

ITT: people complaining about (virtually non-existent) people who didn’t get it