Peynir

You’re perfect, yes it’s true!
But without me-e, you’re only you

oh weird, same. Though switch golf with mushroom foraging

the fumes

I was once waiting for a bus around there. I had my headphones on full blast and was just enjoying the sunny day. Random bus drivers would stop, break out a sweat and frantically try to wave me to come on to the bus, but I waved them on because they weren’t my bus.

Finally I got hungry and as I turned to grab my duffel bag, I saw two guys surrounded by a group of men, going at each other with a knife, one of them thrusting up to his face and the other holding his hand down. Police swarmed about a minute later. I got on the fucking next bus.

Are you suggesting cult-like behaviour from cult members?

How can one sheath the unsheathable

Done, I’ll pay you 100 local currency for a downpayment on a shared ownership (me and my 500 partners) permanent leasehold with renewal charges every 5 years for a 4 sq meter “house” in the middle of the desert with high background radon gas

I live in the hope that they’re so evolved that they literally need nothing from us, and just want to preserve the ants nest of humanity as an anthropological curiosity

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• blood is thicker than water - true
• blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb - also true

Overall blood is pretty gloopy and goes down pretty well on spaghetti

jesus christ, add an NSFL tag to that

I have this fantasy often. Aliens come in, and are like

“Whilst we find the creative potential of your species commendable, the Gini Coefficient of your Planet is too high for you to join our Federation. Please rectify.”

And then every month they just post the names and active addresses of all the wealthiest people on the planet, until the Gini Index goes down. The implementation of this transition is left as an exercise to the reader.

Well it’s about time my flowerbed got some fresh pixels

uh. what is that?

finally someone said it, thank you

I mean all builders/electricians/plumbers are cowboys. If the task could be standardized they’d not be making bank so consistently. The job is always ad-hoc, custom, and temporary-permanent

Alright: for how much money would you eat a teaspoon of shit?

Extremely relevant:
Bo Burnham - 1985

looming threat of nuclear annihilation