My Comcast is $78 for their highest tier channel lineup and DVR with no premium channels.

Not to kill your joke but women do sit to pee as well.

Also an odd statement from a company that just strong armed a bunch of communities into either conforming or having their leaders replaced.

The biggest push I recall was part of One Laptop Per Child which was much longer ago. https://www.networkworld.com/article/2284035/coming-to-a-watering-hole-near-you--olpc-s-mesh-networking.html