The panels are plastic, so while this is a concern, they probably wouldn’t get much for them. Bumper I’m less sure about.

Well you’re meant to “land” on them but momentum can be a bitch.

I think the… Horns? Are air filters.

Dead cells, factorio

I would try to pet it.

Though let’s be real, Discworld makes just a hair more sense then the flat earther extended universe.

This makes me think of bird mating dances for some reason.

Of it wasn’t just one generation, they’re just the only ones who remember what it was like.

Poe’s law is a bit too strong on this one for me to believe that.

Kinda sounds like what people do to Caesars around here. Buy a drink basically get a meal on a skewer sticking out of it.

I’d just like to add, they also probably knew exactly how bad it was for you as well.

Adult lunchables

Mines a wild departure in tone but the Wandering Inn is both long and engaging.

Of course there are ads in the comments, everything from sketchy plastic surgery links to even sketchier porn links to somehow less sketchy dick enlargement pills. The dick pill thing will still take over your PC and make it either a bot net or Bitcoin miner.

YouTuber/Twitch steamer.

Oh they get it, there’s no way they don’t, they just want more Ad dollars with for less content that isn’t giving them Ad dollars.They’re looking for that sweet sweet middle ground where they can play more ads and you won’t just stop watching.

This sounds like something that would be in the back end so likely not. But if spoofing user agents fixes the problem then I’d say it’s evidence enough to warrant a deeper look.

Boiling frog effect mostly.

That sounds like a lot of work for what seems to be a worse or at least ‘meh’ experience.

You don’t even need to be so niche, look up Jessica Rabbit.