Ooh, thanks, I’ll have a shufty.

Aye, me too. I can no longer work but I also don’t get benefits because according to the rules I can actually work. I have post exertional malaise, chronic fatigue and chronic brain fog. I’m an editor and proofreader.

I have SwiftKey. Autocorrect is switched off, but it still auto, ahem, “corrects”. Because apparently when you type “have” you must have meant “haven’t”.

Does anyone know a keyboard that doesn’t do dumb shit like that?

V is irrelevant. A determines how much actual power something gets.

Why not heat it on the stove in a small pan?

Mine makes funny noises too, but since it has a marker for one cup, the noises obviously don’t matter.

Yes. Pay a translator.

You missed the physical keyboard. I’d sell my left kidney for a physical keyboard. I’ve just had to correct three words in the previous sentence because my keyboard “corrected” them even though autocorrect is switched off.

What a “use case” when it’s at home?

Anyhoo, touch screen keyboards suck.

How come literally everyone misses the part where they’re getting rid of renewable energy and completely obliterating nature and the climate? It’s not just going to be millions of Americans. It’s going to be million and millions everywhere.

At least they didn’t pass a bill that will destroy the environment.

Yet. I think Germany will be the next one in that respect. Fuck Merz.

The beach where I used to live had quicksand and people had to be rescued from it at least once a week, usually more. So it was a pretty big concern, actually, and I had to make sure my kid and his friends didn’t end up in it (they did, several times).

Harris tweed. Not cheap, but you don’t have to be crazy wealthy.

So you don’t lock the door?

Being tracked within the airport until you fly out is pretty normal. But then your data gets deleted.

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In Germany: if you’re an estate agent you’d call it an Eigentumswohnung but most people aren’t show offs so they just call it a Wohnung.

Also: Americans call a terraced house a condo too.

In the books he was such a caring guy. The rape scene was just sensationalist claptrap.

Handmaid’s Tale.