i was waiting for the other two balloons to explode as well

do people pay you so you remove your sculptures from their sight?

washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe

kitchen camo?

alyx and blade & sorcery feel fleshed out.

beat saber and its clones seem so stupid when first hearing about them but they are absolutely perfect for the medium. here you have a looot of replayability

most people can’t play vr for long periods anyway - a mix of rising sweat and motion sickness buildup or eventually physical exhaustion if you flail around to hard lol

so they are Inhumane now

in my experience, the native hamburgians are much nicer than their counterparts in cities of similar importance like Berlin, München or Vienna. Although they all have their specific charme (im assuming berliners have it too, i just didn’t experience it)

trains that work. now, now. lets keep it realistic

piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly

this is a variant of the who is getting the best head meme

hulu is owned by disney. encourage canceling disney+ too just for good measure

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this is the first time I’ve heard of beowulf clusters and i like it

pc necromancy / zombie hivemind supercomputer

it stands for teh land of the free

heat urine if you feel like it

you won’t hit the 50%, since there’s more women overall

(it’s all the grandmas, they live longer)

edit : grandma approves of your proposal and asks " teeth or no teeth? "

deutsche bahn would still be late

the appearance of excalistapler heralds the returnal of Klaus

praise his name

epson is kinda scummy with their ink cartridges and also has bloat

brother is superior

that name invokes the old horror that is printers

prediction if this becomes widespread: soon they will have their own wireless internet connection just so they wont have to rely on your network to spy on you lel😎