I have balls-scrunching anxiety.
So any kind of public speaking means I shit my pants.
I gave a presentation today & I only got scared shitless at the beginning. After those first 2mins, things went well.
Mind you, I had previously left mid-way from one such presentation with the same people, making a stupid excuse.
Felt nice.
Rugrats
Change of plan.
I am now schooled on preferring positive physical greetings.
But I appreciate your input.
I am average!
Hmmm…
Hmmmmmm…
Yeah, i can see what you mean.
Okay. I take that comment back.
I will consider Grindr.
@rowinxavier@lemmy.world , meet @slazer2au@lemmy.world.…
dude’s airing your dirty laundry in public.
I’m more than happy to replace him in your country. I’ll blend in ‘swimming-costume-wearing-at-lunch’ in no time.
How small does the friendship need to be for me to casually smooch all the pretty members of your society?
So you get naked for using the sauna in your home?
You sluts!
First of all,
You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
Budgie smugglers? I thought that’s Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
Secondly,
When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I’m moving there permanently.
Third,
Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
Bro, you should’ve started with this.
Imma land there now.
Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.
My side-chick.
Fuck.
.
Dick.
.
Cunt.
Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.
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Take some bloody notes, Michelangelo di Lodovico!
Quit drawing titties & dicks & learn some art…and bring that boy Leonardo so that he learns something as well.
Kids these days!
*acetone
I also boobs.
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Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.
Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.
You’re my Messiah, for I have found a path.
In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.
All you wankers blabbering about without even hinting about the important issue.
So did a small boy get his orange soda or nah?
Have you no soul people?