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Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.
All of you who have commented until now - LIARS!
I know all of you dimwits are looking at naked people on your phone. That’s your fun thing & then you produce “things” out of your body that you wipe off.
Not saying I don’t do it, but you do it too.
War-Chest-Hair Sauce … Werk-hamster-shire Sauce … Wash-your-sister Sauce … What’s-this-here Sauce … Wister-Sheer Sauce … … …
Yeah. Fucking nailed it!
This fucking idiot!
Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive
Look for an icon that resembles a ship. It symbolises sailing through all the misleading webpages and takes you straight to your desired resource. It looks something like this…
…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.
Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(
I was considering you an outlier. Turns out you aren’t.
Is it like hungryphrog’s thing about Sandpaper or the sand-on-your-wet-skin-at-the-beach thing? Or is it like hungryphrog’s Coat thing?
I have questions.
Pants - Do you also not like wearing any shorts? If you don’t have any problems wearing shorts, then how long does a short have to be to stop being a short and start annoying you?
Porridge - What about macaroni or chilli ? Do you know that jelly thing with bits of fruit chunks in it? What about that? What happens if your cereal gets too soggy?
Coats - Do you live in a warm/humid region? How do you cope with winters when it gets cold? Does a sweater feel different than a coat?
I’m with you on the sand-on-your-wet-skin-at-the-beach thing.
Sandpaper is supposed to be irritating. But is there any correlation between your thing against Sandpaper & the sand-on-your-wet-skin-at-the-beach thing?
Dry skin? Is it because it reminds you of Sandpaper or sand-on-your-wet-skin-at-the-beach ?
Dry clay - again, is it correlated to the sand-on-your-wet-skin-at-the-beach thing ?
Plastic things? Like plastic things just existing & minding their own business or plastic things that touch your skin or the ones that you’re in contact with? What about the kind used in hospitals for IV fluids? Or the so-called BPA free that is used in takeaway containers or food storage?
Body hair touching you - WHOSE body hair? Your own body hair or somebody else’s body hair? Does it remind you of wearing a coat? What do you do when you are trying to get physically intimate with someone? Do you avoid the hairy body parts? Aren’t they the most fun?
Tight sleeves around the armpits - yeah, I can imagine that. Now I don’t want to imagine it anymore.
Neon colours? - okay. To each their own.
Yes, people using those bright lights should have Gorilla Glue put in their eyes.
Flashing lights - Do you also not like the small twinkling fairy lights? What about blinking festival lights? Do you also not like any flashing traffic lights? Do you ignore flashing traffic lights?
Eating or chewing loudly is a sign that you were not loved as a child. I’m with you on this.
Beeping sounds - what do you plan to do when you have to be in a hospital? Say you have to visit the dentist & there are beeping sounds from their machines, you’ll have to bear the beeping sounds along with your toothache.
@Magnolia_@lemmy.ca it’s been almost 16hrs. Have you lost everything? Has your uncalculated gamble paid off?
He was a gay porn star. Gay Mafia & the gay secret agent were his two super hit plots.
You answered the first part of the question.
Do you regret giving up on it or are you still hunting? We need answers, tell us, smotherpucker.
Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.