Birds will sometimes get fish eggs stuck to their feet, and when they try to fish isolated ponds the eggs will break free and populate the water

This is my exact first thought when I read this headline

Nice of them to not disclose the settle amount. Probably something along the lines of 20k… I wish I could settle billion dollar lawsuits with a few thousand dollars.

That’s what they said about a compact disc

I would absolutely love for this to happen just one time

Get this person some info! Just commenting for traction because you seem to be passionate and it would be cool to see this take off with something helpful

God damn you’re right. I’ll edit it, and thanks

Van Gogh cut one of his ears off so the diagram shows only one audio cable, but still gets video. Beethoven was deaf and has only a video cable. Edit: Stevie Wonder being blind only gets the audio cables.

Is part of the joke here how many times this image has been recycled? There are like 3 or 4 TikTok handles pasted over one another hahah

The email I just got from them said to expect a rate increase for my august billing cycle of 2.50 a line. So, even switching to a bank account from a credit card won’t help. They were just trying to make me more comfortable while bending me over.

Ooof this is hard to look at

Nice! Thanks for the heads up. ATT just told me my paperless discount is getting halved, so this is the perfect opportunity to even out my costs. Everyone of these tech companies is making a money grab this summer and I’m fed up

This is hilarious and probably true.

Glad to hear it, too. He hired the former ad chief from comcast and that’s a well hated company.

Sounds like you tube with extra steps

The memes have been bangin lately