France is bacon… Just kidding. Not exactly mishearing, but I misunderstood “the best defense is a good offense” as if you defend super well, you’d attack your opponent with your defense. It didn’t make much sense until I realized you’re supposed to attack in order to defend…

Menuding tontereishon estás you diciending

I hate it when my gender takes ages to compile, but I’m running a slow CPU

October is going to be a great month to get a cheap second hand computer.

You can say fuck on the internet

Topologically, you’re entering and exiting the 3 holes.

Time to refactor the whole kernel into a one-liner!

We <3 Zebu

mg is milligrams, magnesium is Mg

(yes I’m fun at parties)

To be fair, ñ in Spanish is a whole letter by itself and not just a funny n. As in, it has its own entry in the alphabet, and it has a dedicated key on the keyboard. So even lazy people don’t write n instead :P

FREEDOM IS DEAD

DISINFORMATION IS FUEL

FACEBOOK IS FULL

Just by opening wikipedia “In computing, source code, or simply code or source, is a plain text computer program written in a programming language.” So what programming language is it?

My goodness, falling asleep while you drive is dangerous!

I unplugged the bassist but noone noticed

No, it’s not. Unfalsifiable deities are unscientific. So being an atheist against any kind of unfalsifiable deity is scientific. And all religion is unfalsifiable by definition.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

AGI: bZzt my calculations say you should stop consuming as much energy and move onto green energy generation

Rich people: no, not like that

This is about indexes starting at 0, not about binary.

You can just import this filter list someone made. I use it and it’s great!

Yeah, dying of laughter -> I’m dead -> 💀