She could be gay and smart 🤮

Reading 50% of a 2 word sentence right count as literate now i. America

Yippi ki yey melon farmer

Imagine being triggered by the word shit

Get a weighted blanket and become goku in your sleep

Can someone explain to me how you even read this? What’s first?

No titties im movies no nazis getting hurt. Hollywood is in america after all

I do that. But i hardly see any ads to begin and most i see are things i wouldn’t buy anyway.

But it’s clear that that would never work. In a microcosm you can see it with video games. “Guys, if you stop pre-ordering video games…” I’LL PREORDER THEM EXTRA HARD NOW BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. I NEED TO PRE LOAD THE GAME SO I CAN PLAY THE MILLISECOND IT’S OUT. IT’S MY MONEY I DON’T CARE.

Humans are fucking disgusting

I never played an mmo, but i played a shit ton of TF2 back in the day, and we would just play 2fort for 10 hours and talk. It was basically just a big chatroom where we shot each others and stole our intel.

Most people didn’t have a mic, or a mic so bad you couldn’t hear shit.

Potato ass looking mf

What exactly is the difference between north korea and america again? Fat people? In other countries the president or equivalent goes to work by bicycle, train or drives a car, like a human being

Isn’t he one of the best paid golfers on the planet. Americas finest.

Best case scenario imo is that you can make your own movie at home and watch it with your friends and laugh at how weird and bad it is.

He didn’t say it’s gonna be good

One of my pet peeves is when people describe themselves as funny or having a good sense of humor. A racist thinks he’s funny too when he tells racist jokes. In his pov his sense of humore is impeccable

We take your milk and your child, here is a robot that hugs you.

So then explain why cows give milk. Do they just give milk for no reason and want nothing more for humans to get ice cream. Or do they get impregnated and their milk and child stolen?

For me it’s actually Australia. Except on Australia day, that was weird as fuck to be honest.