I felt this way until I saw him in the big sick

Yep, you could use your iPad as your primary device if Apple would let you, but they’re never gonna let it run OSX

Yeah you can generally tell, the neck and shoulders have more androgen receptors so they will typically have bulbous shoulders, oversized traps and a thick neck. Other giveaways are early balding, back acne, and rapid muscle gain. And huge mass monsters are pretty obvious. If you were really interested you could take a look at Jesse James West on YouTube. He’s about the peak muscularity someone can reasonably achieve without steroids outside of genetically gifted individuals. He interviews gym girls often and they rate him so low haha.

Steroids or nobody likes you

Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild… unless you’re on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you’d get ratio’d into oblivion

Hey you just stole this idea from the current administration!

He was an old pensioner in New Zealand and spent his days modifying and old Indian scout motorcycle. He melted down scrap and casted his own parts. There was no place in New Zealand flat enough and long enough for him to really see how fast his bike would go. He got a lot of support from the locals to raise money and was able to make the journey to the United States to go to Death Valley, where he and his old motorcycle were underestimated by all. But he crushed the land speed records (in his category) which may still be unbroken today. He was infectiously likeable and a really unexpected god of speed, the ultimate underdog

Oh they made a movie about him called The world’s fastest Indian it’s absolutely worth a watch if you haven’t seen it

I really love Burt Munro’s story

The one that got away

She was a punk rock girl all tatted up. She felt quite bad about dropping the deuce

My ex was day drunk and wearing lingerie and power sharted right on my kitchen floor

That’s the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people, not doing much work, and posting memes

I find it so surprising that the single edge gem blades didn’t take over the shaving world, compared to the standard double edged safety razor. The angle is built right into the razor head, it’s essentially idiot proof!

Gem razors ftw!