sillyplasm

my stepmother tried to explain how the hymen works to me, but described it as a “stopper” instead of the ring of tissue it actually is. so, I wound up mutilating myself in an attempt to “break” it. having one or more sexually repressed religious people as legal guardians can lead to some gnarly results.

surprisingly, middle school sex ed taught me a bit more than you’d think it would, including how a condom is put on.

I’m glad I disabled copilot in the registry. the poweruser shit I do to make my computer usable is actually why I’d actually do really well with linux lmao

what ever happened to respecting your fellow humans and treating them as people?

that’s actually a bit reassuring to know

ewwww, a paywall.

finally, a meme I’m actually too young to understand! someone gimme lore pls

I’m the same way after I got into countless arguments with grown adults on deviantart when I was 13 or some shit 💀

idk why that one is so low. i’d expect something like that to be higher tbh

lol at crypto

Not necessarily, no

I’m always scared of sounding pretentious when I say [d ae dx ax] for some reason, so I generally settle with [d ey dx ax]

Probably all the times I went to Spirit Halloween growing up. I really loved all the squishy gross-out toys, like creepy crawlies and rats.

I’d like to, but I’ve never really run a community before and I need some pointers 😓

Don’t worry by the way; I know that this is a really bad idea. Source: Every art classroom I’ve been in has had at least one clogged sink at all times.

Glad to know I’m not the only one whose mind went down the gutter.

Additional tip: If you’re a traditional artist, your acrylic and oil paint should be even more effective :D

If only the niche communities over here were a bit more active. For instance, I’ve been hyperfixating on Tamagotchi, but there isn’t a Tamagotchi community here yet :(

Thanks for making such an interesting guide! I’ll read through this and hopefully learn more about search engines and what would work the best for me.

Yay, new friend!

At first, I was bewildered and a bit scared, but then I saw the Adult Swim logo and remembered that’s pretty standard for them.