Squeeze a third of the bottle into the trash, replace missing portion with Underwood ranches Sriracha, shake well and squirt on anything edible.

3rding possible botfly. The wound looks a lot like the one my cat had.

Warning: gross botfly wound

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I enjoy them, especially the surrealist stuff.

Yes. The same as alcohol.

Legalize all the drugs. Stop providing them a market.

I thought it was James May.

plumbing-safe wet wipes

That’s usually a lie. But as long as it’s a rent house, it’s fine.

Wet wipes, one of those foam wheel cleaners that goes on a drill, the neighbors dog. Your imagination is the limit.

Neither dry paper nor a stream of warm water is going to clean human shit off. If you aren’t using soap and some sort of scrubbing action, it still smells like shit.

Pre-shower poopers unite!

and my engine has hemispherical combustion chambers!

Not even that anymore. HEMI is just a marketing term.

Fresh outa boot camp.

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Kagi is pretty good. But not free.

…littering the ground. Ankle deep in places.

Laugh now. But when the hoveround army comes for you…

Sylvania now: “Just throw that piece of shit in the trash and buy a new one”

The store shoppers are usually gathering orders for multiple people. If they weren’t there, 3 other “average size Americans” would be in your way.

You know who doesn’t get inconvenienced? Me as I sit in my car listening to the radio while someone loads my groceries for an extra 5 fucking dollars. My entire bi-monthly shopping trip takes 15-20 minutes vs. an hour or more inside the store (and also having to deal with the people inside). Money well spent.

Lol, you’re getting salty at the people ordering pickup because you’re being inconvenienced by the way the store handles it?

Yeah, blame the people, not the corporation. Good little consumer.