Imprisonment is the least of it. My girlfriend’s uncle was a gay man in Jamaica that tried to help other gays. Tried to open a gay nightclub. Was macheted to death in his own place and police just called it a random break in. Nothing was taken. But case closed. No investigation.

I’ve been using Ermagherd Hertspert for years. Still makes me chuckle once in a while.

Fair. But I like to think that’s less about me and more about them.

That there is absolutely nobody and nothing in this world that wants to do me harm or ruin my day. Stuff happens. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. Nobody is out to get you, everyone has something more important to do.