You sent this message by manually sending radio messages, I presume?

Life is like a fairy tale. Unfortunately it was written by Germans.

Another day of thanking my past self for leaving

Holy shit they made SCP-2875 a real thing

My old family home got burgled back in high school. Some things of value were stolen, though luckily nothing sentimental.

What was worth more than the stolen money was that I no longer felt safe in my own home. I couldn’t sleep well for a long time after that. I felt like I was sleeping out in the open. Sometimes I would hear a noise and jolt up and spend a whole hour trying to see if I could spot something weird on the camera feed (we installed CCTV).

They’re calling Musk a tourist

Sibling of Bobby Drop Tables

I mean, that’s how cotton is produced nowadays too, except Uyghurs are the ones doing it.

I do, actually!

I love FreeDOS and occasionally use it, and not just for vidya.

Windoze must die! Long live DOS!

~ War cry of the ancient geek

*Hits the Blessed Waterpipe of Panaji*

Under Trinitarianism, God would be a they/them, because they’re literally several people.

According to the common understanding of the doctrine of virgin birth, Mary got impregnated through the Holy Spirit rather than The Father rawdogging her. This suggests that the Holy Spirit is a dick and thus probably male.

The Father is, according to the Catechism of the Catholic Church, not a man or a woman. That being said, neither Hebrew nor Aramaic nor Koine Greek have gender-neutral pronouns (except perhaps calling The Father “it” in Koine Greek, which would be hilarious but sadly would not be approved of by a killjoy like Paul).

“Then at the end of the week you have a free Big Mac”

You buy a Big Mac once a day?

Thanks, fellow worker

Can someone please explain? I don’t get it.

*cognitohazard unless it is contagious

We do. DB0 and Solarpunk.

Polytheists are theists too

An invitation to “Learn Olbanian!” was directed at Madonna in 2006, when in her blog she used an electronic translator to address her Russian fans and called them “Russian ventilators” by mistake [3] (i.e. by confusing “fan (person)” and “fan (machine)”, while the latter is ventilyator in Russian).

A friend and I were recently discussing how spineless modern boycotts are.

We set a goddamn deadline for when the Reddit boycott ended. No wonder Spez just waited. Most people then just continued using the website. What a disgrace.

Imagine if after one week of the genocide in Gaza, the BDS efforts just stopped. A boycott must be indefinite. It should go on until demands are met.