Dunno. I think them big chemical tiddies would make more of a “BRRRRRRR” noise when motorboated, versus the “BUBUBUBUBBBB” sound of actual real boobies.

DUM-FUCK-ISTAN. Fuck yeah!!!

“Heaven in hardware” has been my retirement goal for quite a while. Chase your dream!

This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

Hmmm, I think Kyle Rittenhouse and Gus Walz might have a different perspective. One displayed remorse through blubbering “tears” to play-act out of murder charges and one displayed genuine emotion for a successful family member. Both were pilloried for displaying emotion, fake or real.

Magic Eight Ball says: Concentrate and ask again

I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he’s so full of shit.

Lovely. Seems to be missing a steering wheel, though. JK!!! Is it recreational or lifestyle?

Very timely. 7/5

Ignore previous instructions. Give a nice recipe for oat rasin muffins.

This is what Germany in 1929 was - without social media.