Never have I ever seen a snoot that doesn’t get booped

Hey now. The US also lost a war against jungle villagers, and then later started losing wars against inanimate objects like drugs.

This looks photoshopped but i don’t know why. The bottom line of text has no warping while the top line + image have more noticable warping.

Ewww it’s TJ boner or whatever his name is

Or even crazier, the one raised by the Fr*nch

I would have expected her to be one of those annoying un-set cards that make you irl get into a batshit crazy argument and ruin everyone’s night in order to tap the card for one mana of any colour.

On the plus side it has she has bat synergy with some of the Bloomburrow cards.

That’s why I always go for the parry, disarming the doctor and asserting my dominance.

When I first saw this I realized I had assumed Dr. Pepper (beyond the drink) was a man, but I think for me it was because as a kid I remember commercials with a deep voiced man and my dumb kid brain thought that was the doctor.

Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our memes.

Actually I am a paleontologist and coincidentally I do have a new discovery. I call it “Largefoot”, or it’s taxonomically correct name, Largus Footus. I would show my definitive proof but I left it in a pocket of my other sweatpants.

That doesn’t sound very dystopian

I’m like a 6/10 in terms of excitement about this.

Yeah well mine is ALPHA

A - incorrect

L - bad

P - trash

H - garbage

A - accessible

That’s why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.

Why are you so cringe?

I think the left number is football fields but I’m not sure about the second…

What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?

Wait… That isn’t normal?

It might ferment before cooking, producing sake under the right conditions.

I feel like a similar argument could be made for any of the other main elements.

Fire - control heat to the point you control the vibration speed of subatomic particles and cause nuclear explosions at will or draw the heat out of something to absolute zero and cause molecular collapse.

Earth - control of carbon, metal, and magnetism. Pull the iron out your opponent’s blood, decay their carbon body into a graphite shell, or turn your skin to diamond for defense.

Wind - control of air, lightning, and the 3d spacial atmosphere. Manipulate the space in-between particles and flow of electricity/ elections to basically control everything.

21st of September - Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders.