Memes.
And I’m not even ironic, I truly believe that is one of the purest form of arts of our time

Yeah there’s nothing in this world that can stop two teenagers that want to have sex with each other.
Source: I was a teenager

Yes otherwhise they’ll do it anyway without asking next time

Yeah flatpak won’t work on my Nokia 3310 either, what a shit software…

Edit: if you upvoted this comment, your kneecaps pop when you pick up things from the ground

Is this my landlord?

14 as well. I used to play in a marching band as a kid and we traveled abroad for a couple concerts over a long weekend: picture an unsupervized child surrounded by enabling adults in Southern Germany with access to free beer for one night.
I drank almost 3 liters of beer (yeah German beer is better than any other, sorry), got escorted to my hotel room by our town mayor, where I proceeded to expel my soul via esophagus and… March and play on the morning of the next day.
I was right in front of the bass drum.
20 years later I can steel feel every hit like a clear pain deep in my skull bones.

After the first afternoon probably

You’re free to go if you just donate the sperm to a fertility clinic every time you crank one out.

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Peak evolution stage

Also known as the “lasagna books”

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

I read your comment in my head with the voice of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and made me laugh

I don’t see it that way but I’m not gonna argue, since I have no horse in this race. I’m not an ubuntu hater, I actually think it’s both a good gateway to the FOSS world and a good permanent solutions for those who don’t mind a corporate approach to linux. I just find it funny to take random punches at it once in a while…

Just by how the documentation is written, you should understand who’s its target audience: it’s clearly for new users that want to understand their philosophy.
Is it oversimplified? Yes.
Does this mean it’s misinformation? If I can oversimplify, then no it’s not.

Well Ubuntu os not that bad if you just stick to the ecosystem. I mean… Not everyone… Pffft… Wants to… HmmHMpf… Babysit… Ahahahah I can’t…

Just install Mint

This post smells like burnt toast

Welp, now I’m curious…

I’m getting out of my comfort zone

Yeah sorry, I tend to get misantropic during the festivities. Right now doing harm to children is like you’re trying to sell it to me even more

At this stage, the people who still need to hear this are the people we’d like to get rid of, so that problem is probably going to solve itself