If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

Oh! I didn’t know about the number!

Here’s a list from the creator. I’m not sure if they’re all always there:

"Here is the semi-official list of symbols, more or less in order of frequency of use: eyeball, piece of pie, alien, dynamite, K2, upside-down bird, bunny head, crown, single shoe, arrow in the back.

They began in 1996 when I decided out of boredom to draw a little bird sitting on a shelf where it didn’t really belong"

Did you know that every Bizarro comic has a hidden eyeball (bottom right), alien (top right) and piece of pie (can’t find it in this one)?

BEES?

And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.

HEAD!

Is the floor open for questions?

If I’m a tester, plugging cables in and out all day, I’ll rip that boot off first thing.

This is true, but the cost to defend this in court can be insane, especially against a media conglomerate.

Man, you’re probably right, but you’re condescending as hell.

Ever went over a friend’s house to eat

And the food just ain’t no good?

I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,

And the chicken tastes like wood?

Doot doot

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um… Goofuth.

Francesca Bolognese?