if calories-to-price is your metric

it’s a metric for food I buy, and anything less convenient that a gas station hot dog that costs now power calorie is a hard sell. I don’t live on has station hot dogs, but they are, in my opinion, a good standard for convenience food value.

I also drink soylent, which is only like half as good as hotdogs, but the nutrient balance is incredible.

my wife says my spreadsheets are how farmers feed cattle.

I don’t know how this can be verified, nor does it matter at the point of sale

just wanna second what @moonmelon@lemmy.ml said. you’re awesome.

i’d say “keep up the good work” but like you deserve a break.

I evaluate basically all my food with what I call “hotdog math”. my wife hates it. my local gas station sells hotdogs at 2/$1. the free toppings can push the calories count near 550, but I know nothing comes close, so I round down to 500. milk beats oatmilk on hotdog math, and carries a wider diversity of nutrients, to boot.

yes, they are.

I do.

it’s not rape. it’s a veterinary procedure

i mean… we’re talking about civil torts here, not constitutional law. i think you can still count on a court to throw this out even with a pro se defense.

no one is raping cows

it’s settled law that you are absolved of responsibility if you don’t moderate.

If it’s ever successfully repealed, you’d become liable for anything posted to your forum

unless you refuse to moderate it. then you are only criminally liable in the circumstances that have been codified, which usually has a takedown grace period.

hmm… since you’d still need to remember what happened at work, you’d have to let your replicant continue going to work… unless they want to replicate themselves and join you on the couch

you are not interested in engaging in good faith

your accusation of bad faith is, itself, bad faith.

from your first comment here, you are distracting from the intent of the original post to grandstand

creatures that you abuse

there is no reason to believe they are abusing anything

The experiences of animals are real and matter.

whether something matters is subject to individuals values. something that matters to me might not matter to you.

Plants DON’T HAVE EXPERIENCES.

you can’t prove this

You cannot be cruel to a plant. You cannot commit violence against a plant. You cannot commit atrocity against a plant. These are things you do every time you buy an egg.

every sentence here is false.

ship it to your hotel and travel with a burner til you reach your destination.

I just want it to end.

manager is a cheat code on your resume. a company that changed ownership or went out of business during the pandemic (probably) can’t verify your employment. get one legit job with it in your ideal field and then never acknowledge it again.

living in your car sux.

I hope things work out for you.