

good timing, its my birthday today
No.
good timing, its my birthday today
Pencil and paper are dirt cheap. Write, or draw.
I feel you. I signed up for a Border’s rewards card the day before the company went under
Name checks out
This would unironically work on me
Double edit: wow, this is my top comment??
“I’ll never forget the sweet romantic words he said to me last night: ‘As a learning language model, I am unable to comprehend what the feeling love is. Here is a list of love songs from Wikipedia.’”
One, because kbin is always down
There are dozens of us!
Go jogging at night and not worried about being attacked.
Or for anyone who gets pissy at that, idk, get mauled by a bear i guess
Someone start a rumor that a fentanyl laced k hole unlocks the other 90% of your brain, stat
Multiple bankrolls from saudia arabia and other authoritarian instigators to cover this wager
Shitter is the mutually agreed upon pronunciation
Get ready for the Hard R channel. It’s just straight up racism 24/7
50 mini countries with poor educational infrastructure exacerbated by the prevalence of not just Fox News, et al, but also AM radio, beholden to a group that fights to keep them uneducated so they don’t rise up and repeat the violence of the 1900s against robber barons.