Well if you can you should max it out now.

Kakistocracy is the word

A codegrammar?

Don’t they also charter their planes when they aren’t being used?

The issue with Artificial Intelligence is that it still doesn’t exist and everyone is pretending it does.

Keto diet may be for you then.

Honestly the biggest issue is the rinse repeat part. Anyone can fuck up. But they just get to do it all over again because they have no shame.

Boards and executive suites are filled with people who repeatedly ruin companies and then just do it to the next one.

Um, have you ever heard of Instagram?

Nobody will

This feels like a chain email from 2002.

Definitely “for me” and definitely not money for a company that wants to shift liability to their customers and maximize their profits…

They definitely WILL NOT claim the reason that family of four plowed into that semi on the interstate was because your internet connection wasn’t up to their standards and failed to install the latest update, which is a clear breach of the TOS and therefore making you 100% liable.

Definitely not that…

Read the first sentence and gave up sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No we did not

Oh well, we tried… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m imagining the third place celebration meme.

That juicy data is going to get bought up by the health insurance industry. I would be surprised if they aren’t part of the push to force them to sell the data.

You missed the step between Get big and Get Greedy. They hire MBAs from other defunct companies.

I suspect it wasn’t an actual human. Probably a doll. Not used to Danish customs though. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Months

FTFY

Wait what happens at the 7th time?