Oh no! I’ll get right on that. I’m just waiting on the Return on Investment from my beautiful girlfriend who’s definitely travelling to London next week and I’ll finally see her for the first time - I invested all my savings in this excellent opportunity she has, and my 100% RoI should arrive any day now.
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“The presidential broadcast today is signed with the words, Tourniquet Faster Inedible Swan Shelf Overturn Cactus. Alternatively, please scan the following Morse Code with your device…”
The yacht people have the same problem.
Send me some bitcoin if you want to help this prince donate his money
This guy’s lucky to have such a good mum.
Remember to share your notepad with them, even if they’re all like, “mom, your bash usage is like from the '90s, so cringe!” Behind all the fuss, they’re still learning from you.
Just be careful to think twice before doing what it says. (That goes for any advice from the internet too!)
Like all the old stories of people’s GPS steering them into a lake. Let the GPS help you, but still, like, actually look at the road!
ETA: It’s probably quite reliable at explaining what terminal commands do, since it’s drawing from many manuals. But sometimes it might completely make up the answer, in a way that’s almost right but terribly wrong. You think the command does one thing, so you use it ‘appropriately’, but really it does something else so your carefully thought out use goes completely wrong.
And it literally wouldn’t have Earth any more.
4·9 days agofusion-fission power plant
Sounds like you’re just undoing your work. Put the pieces together, take them apart again. Energy!
Wake up babe new perpetual motion dropped!
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I hear this in the voice of Lindsay Lohan. Though I don’t think there was a toilet flush at that point in that movie!
“Oh, SHIT!”
flush
And who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.
I will go shit in the woods
Then can you compete with the bear?
Ford himself took criticism for this. His answer was, if I don’t drive other companies’ cars, how do I make sure mine are better!
And the ‘p’ for privacy.
‘Smart’ means it can send your lifestyle data to the company, and make you dependent on their services.
You want to change your toilet provider? Best of luck holding your poo in for three days while the transfer is processed.
Automated ad clicks probably are breaking the rules, TBF.
Make your own framework just to own the libs.