Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

Wankers!

Oh dang. I forgot about those. Gonna have to track one down now.

Same, it got me twice.

Yessss, I am rewatching it right now and it’s been long enough that I can’t believe how good it is… again.

My mom was always on weird diets growing up and never let us have real butter and she never seasoned anything. Now my sister and I, adults, have adopted a French-level respect for butter in all things. I am fat but enjoy my food a lot more now that it tastes of food.

I pushed too quickly on my french press and an eruption of hot coffee water shot up the sleeve of my robe, which trapped it against my arm long enough to burn the skin. I am hoping for no blister, but I have a 4cm red triangle on my forearm now.

Rrrrrrrobot

Yes, you are taking it now, and you are almost out of time, and it will determine your future, and you forgot your pants! Such a Miguel day!

My sweet Bobo. More angel than cat.

Oh my gosh, please link me that file. Sounds amazing.

I have seen this picture described 100 ways in 100 minutes, but yours is superb. If you tapped his shoulder right now, do you think he would launch himself 10 feet into the air?

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