You can skip this disingenuousness. You know you are expected to tip the drivers . I don’t you; maybe you like being a jerk and screwing over low-paid employees, but don’t pretend that’s not what is happening.

No! You must blue!

It sounds like he was purposely being a jerk so he could screw the drivers out of their tips, and meanwhile Dominoes made way more profit off those 10 orders than it cost them to give him one free pizza.

I definitely judge people on grammar and spelling. If you can’t be bothered to learn your native language, then I can’t be bothered to decode your shitty writing.

Please end your process. You have ten milliseconds to comply.

It’s pretty exciting for everyone else at the dog park too.

Erection

Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek?

Just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

They’re big pants people.

No they’ve just always been bad at civil engineering projects.

An Australian cabernet

Perfect for desert campaigns, but only after labor day!