Bonus points if you can correctly identify the brand of the beer on the right

Some people awaken as legendary heroes reincarnated. I awakened as monke

I cum a five-gallon bucket of cum for r34 reddit posts every night before I sleep.

Aww you like me huh 👉👈

in the name of the moon, i’ll blaze you

If it just takes me to a website with the menu, fine.

If it takes me to the app store, no.

But expert musicians often experience a “ceiling effect,” in which their skill level plateaus after extensive training.

Flavor-blasted chex mix

No.

By which I mean… I’ve tried many tips/tricks and none have consistently worked.

do you suppose this is actual cheese or what a robot thinks cheese looks like

This is actually the beginning of the plot to Sonic Adventure 2. We should be seeing Luigi snowboarding down the streets of San Francisco any day now.

Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man

Cannabis and passive suicidal ideation

Edit: And if you’re like me, make sure you call 988 and talk to someone. That’s what I had to do earlier today, and this time it was actually kinda helpful.

Eat it like groceries

Just make up some shit about how the wine changes the resonance frequency of the glass somehow, then brag about how knowledgeable you are until they go away.

Savor these headlines now. We probably won’t see any more like them for a long time.

Some of the companies involved that are mentioned in the article:

• Service providers (Comcast, Charter, Cox)
• Entertainment (Disney, AMC, Paramount, Warner Bros. Discovery
• Those connected to advertising (Google, Netflix, Amazon, Meta, Vizio, the NFL)
• Home security (ADT)

As another comment said, I also dropped everything and read the article. So yeah I guess that’d mean Streisand effect is coming into play.

Regarding the topic at hand: I don’t care what these companies say at this point. The fact is that in the past, I have used their services, clicked the “free” button, did some things, and then ended up having to pay them money.

Until the day comes that I get a letter in the mail from the government saying, “Here’s how much you paid in taxes, if you’re cool with that then please disregard”, I will not be satisfied.

I really do wonder if the first thought to cross my mind after witnessing the beginning of an irl avengers-level threat will be “wellp at least I don’t have to go into work”.

I hate to post because I have loved and trusted Wikipedia for years, but the fact that there are folks out there who equally trust what AI tools generate just baffles me.