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He’s going to do great on his physical, clearly.

21. Navigated with a Thomas guide.

22. Made your crush a mix tape.

23. Returned a milk bottle for a deposit.

24. Worn white tube socks with a single stripe near the top.

25. Hung out all day at the mall with your friends just walking in circles.

26. Checked out books from a public library.

27. Ridden in the bed of a pickup (with no seatbelt).

28. Shared a family sized ice cream sunday.

29. slapped the side of a tv set to fix it.

30. Eaten at an all you can eat salad bar.

31. Used an abacus.

32. Seen someone riding on a horse drawn buckboard on a public road.

33. Played a playground game with a soccer ball called “smear the queer”, or jokingly call your friend a “fag”.

34. Ridden in a wood paneled station wagon.

35. Used a typewriter.

36. Balanced your checkbook.

37. Burned your trash.

38. mailed someone a letter as a form of communication.

39. gotten a busy signal when trying to call someone.

40. Used black and white film.

super redhot take: implement a lifelong exclusion for being around unattended kids for any priests that are caught pedophiling. Mandatory bright red wrist bracelet wearing for life. And exclusion from ever being a priest again.

Include any higher ups in the church who knew about it and didnt immediately report it to the state law enforcement. There should not be any second system of justice within the priesthood. They follow existing government laws around abuse of children or they are acting criminally, no exceptions. If the pedopriests take off the bracelet they report it immediately to law enforcement or they can face life in prison, still wearing the bracelet.

Any pride which implies superiority over others is douchebaggery. Especially when based on exclusivity of group membership for things you didnt earn yourself. Or anything used to shame others.

Being proud you made yourself work out every day is good. Saying you are proud that you have a better body than most is douchbaggery. Being proud that your wife is hot is douchebaggery. Being proud that your city made the playoffs is douchebaggery. Being proud of yourself that you worked hard and are financially stable is fine, especvially if you keep it to yourself. Being proud that you are rich is douchebaggery.
Being proud of the price of your car is douchebaggery.

Theres nuance there, I’ll leave it to you to figure it out. I think if your pride is intended to make others feel lesser then you can do better.

Agreed, Mexican food is one of the greatest culinary flavor profiles the world has known so far. This guy looks like he sits around eating mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon. He’s probably just mad that mayo prices went up.

Fox news with the hard hitting journalism, as usual. And that saggy faced guy looks like he might have a coronary within the hour, someone should get him some help or he might die on tv. For now at least he is still entitled to universal health care via medicare.

Can males have resting bitch face?
That should be the real headline. Also, my toddler gets that look on his face when he is about to dump his food on the floor and cry, without actually knowing why he is crying.

He looks like he’d find eating any vegetable “offensive” as well. He might eat a pudding cup.

burn baby burn

Being “proud” of your acheivements is fine.

Being “proud” of your country or your state or your football team that you’re not a member of,or your ethnicity is douchebaggery.

agreed. also its fine to be happy when bad people die. The world instantly becomes a better place, why shouldn’t we all throw a party?

including that Brian Thompson health care CEO asshole.

and false morels will seem fine at the time and then randomly kill you years later.

unpopular moral take: All religions are absurd cop outs and you should choose your own model for how to be a good person.

Its just going to help industry provide inferior services and make more profit. Like AI doctors.

nice work, worth feeling a bit of pride over.

Cybertrucks have 17 times the mortality rate of the ford pinto.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/02/report-cybertruck-safety-ford-pinto/

I wonder if a state court judge could mandate its use as unsafe?

gather massive amounts of stats on the ideal amount of physical punishment to mete out to children to produce the best results in adults.

All the security folks I’ve worked with have seemed like posers who want to be seen as hackers but can do minor ui tricks at best.

I’ll make ‘team piss baby’ shirts for our club.

I was site banned for saying anti-zionism is not the same as anti-semitism. The mod called me an antisemite and a nazi.