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No allergies. Im allergic to dairy, eggs and most nuts. I’m not lactose intolerant, which I wish I had, because then I could be in the bathroom for a few hours instead of a hospital for a few days. So many things have milk in them, and the few things that don’t put eggs in them too. I can’t eat out.

Can most people not vibrate their eyes!?

I can move my scalp and wiggle my ears. Nobody else I’ve met seems to be able to.

obligatory

Places where saled goods are saled. Like bakeries.

Fire in the hole

It might not even be good old-fashioned Photoshop.

The Seven Evil Exes

Bad underlining job I assume

Even more relevant XKCD

Maybe he’s in a left-hand traffic country

Ireland. First language English, second Irish (but only in the education system), learning Russian

A weekend. Our power got cut off on a Friday morning and they could only send someone out to reconnect it on Monday evening. Monday was also the start of a week-long hospital stay for me which was inconvenient…

People saying “exscape”, “expresso”, “pasghetti”

what the fuck they werent bullshitting me

geopolitical mania

For what it’s worth, I saw it on Reuters this morning on the front page. Hardly “completely buried”.