I can’t believe multiple people put a lot of effort into making this. So weird.

Wrap it up boys. We found the winner! WTF?

This was an issue in the military too. The smokers would take their smoking breaks. So I started taking non-smoker breaks. lol

Nice try AI. I’m on to you!

The meme doesn’t really work this way but… I’m bitter so whatever.

Maybe it’s because I used the watermarked version I found on Google instead of paying for it. Sorry for disrespecting you Adobe!

They’re the worst. Now they’re actually putting features into vehicles but don’t activate them unless you pay more. You already own the car with the feature existing inside of it but can’t use it. What kind of bullshit is that!

What the hell do I need a copilot for?? I’ve been flying this baby solo since I got my first computer in 1996!

Ahhh…that new toaster smell!

“Looks like you’re trying to make toast? I’m here to help! What kind of toast are you trying to make?.. and did you know toast originated in the early days of…”

*Throws toaster out the window.

For me it’s a good Philly Cheesesteak.

I’ve seen a few bands release a limited number of cassettes recently. For example, Rancid is selling Honor Is All We Know on cassette.

https://rancid.store/product/17864/honor-is-all-we-know-cassette

“Mine is that I pour the milk before the cereal. people are always extremely confused by that.”

You’re a psychopath. lol

In the case of my wife’s family, if we make plans, most of them are guaranteed to show up late. We’ve made it a habit to plan things for 30 minutes to an hour before we actually want to start because we know they’ll be late. Being a veteran, it drives me crazy. If I’m not a few minutes early, I feel like I’m late.

I’ve never owned an Apple device in my life, but I would consider buying this for $200. That’s more than worth what you’re getting.

$3,500 is a joke though. I could spend less than that building an absolute beast of a gaming PC and get orders of magnitude more use out of it.

There will be ads everywhere.

Too late.

Wear it on your ankle and make up a cool story about your criminal past.

I have around 12 watches. Only 2 of them cost more than $200 and both of those were gifts. I’ve never had the desire to have a smart watch let alone one that costs $1,000 but I can see the value in having a device that can measure certain parameters for medical reasons.

I never paid for prime. I hate paying for shipping though so I usually wait until I need a couple of things to get over the minimum. I recently ordered a pair of ear buds. They were $34.95 so I added a box of $1 Kraft mac and cheese to avoid paying the $8 for shipping. haha!

I really tried to get Jellyfin to work but I had so many issues. After a lot research and tinkering I finally got it to work… for about 30 seconds. No matter what I played the video would freeze shortly after starting and the audio would continue. Didn’t matter if I was remote or on the same network. I gave up.