i am not a parent. I d say no, and if I was the kid, I would never ask lol. that’s just awkward, but that’s me

i have fully functioning taste and smell, and I drank spoiled milk many many times by mistake. Just grabbing the pack and start drinking, only tp realise after a couple of gulps it is spoiled.

it never caused me any issues

yes it gives me access to “%”, which is handy for string interpolation

The most annoying thing is “;” vs “.”. I switched them because the dot is much more useful. So now i always type twice to find out which comes first 🙄

I customised my keyboard layout so now when using Corporate Laptop i always type with errors

Soo, was he shot? I didn’t watch this movie

Beating will continue until morale improves

I ll just hijack this thread : when plugging my android into laptop, the laptop doesn’t recognise it as anything. And the phone doesn’t give me the option to “share files” instead of just charge. Does anyone knows what’s wrong?

Society is divided between those born in old way, and the egg-born. More discriminations, hate is coming. Civil war is looming

So went frivolous, and installed KDE after years of Xfce.

Wierd interactions everywhere, ctrl f4 doesn’t close windows, the terminal is called “Konsole” lol

Would not recommend, i m going back.

I never play, i always code… And i am not even that good at it 😢

Absolutely all sounds, but it has to be unexpected!

When laying in dark, any smallest sound makes a bright flash appear in my eyes, before I realize there was a sound. So I am always surprised when it happens, and fraction of a second later I realize there was a sound. So it’s Synesthesia, but from Wish.

Stop posting this fucker

Also: “But why Russians just don’t overthrow putin if they don’t agree with the war?”

Goodbye “friend”

Please drink the verification can

70с/kWh is insane lolol

You know… ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

“check your local laws”

Lol sorry what? It’s even worse than I thought 😂

Ultra synergy matrix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwXdvTf64Is