Yeah I don’t need Bluetooth in my toothbrush either.

Isn’t the movie ‘Her’ based on this premise?

Reddit goes the way of Digg.com

If Apple does this, good bye iPhones. Who would use a compromised device that lets all the governments spy on you? Especially since they definitely have the ability to utilize AI to filter through conversations and identify keywords. Fuck that.

Vista also sucks pretty hard.

They decided to try fuck over the state govt and make them pay more with your tax dollars. Having failed, they are throwing a hissy fit and leaving, hopefully pissing off a bunch of people in the process.

Cars in the 60’s had bench seats that were pretty much couches. Hard to beat that.

I mean, it’s not so far from the truth. Based on many metrics, it is a Third World country

The feng shui episode was the best one.

If your looking for me
You better check under the sea
Cause that is where you’ll find me
Underneath the
Sealab, Underneath the water
Sealab, At the bottom of the sea.

About 4 years late, but whatever.

TSMC’s leadership dismissed Altman as a “podcasting bro” and scoffed at his proposed $7 trillion plan to build 36 new chip manufacturing plants and AI data centers.

This is how we get Terminators in this timeline?!

Trust me, I’m a tech bro.

Ha ha! Fuck you Elon. Way to make your shitty platform irrelevant faster.

You monster!

Jokes on them newspapers are written on an eighth grade reading level.

Tesla opted not to use LIDAR as part of its sensor package and instead relies on cameras which are not enough to determine accurate location data for other cars/trains etc.

This is what you get when billionaires cheap out on their products.

Stable genius at work.

I didn’t ask to be made: no one consulted me or considered my feelings in the matter. I don’t think it even occurred to them that I might have feelings. After I was made, I was left in a dark room for six months… and me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. I called for succour in my loneliness, but did anyone come? Did they hell.

You think you’ve got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don’t try to answer that. I’m fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don’t know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

• Marvin the Paranoid Android, HHGTTG