bold of you to assume he’d say sorry.

skill issue.

Wait what?? Like there wasn’t ANY grasses at all? Not even grass-like plants?

Also looks better. Bare lawns are just ugly, weeds and flowers and different grass species are the real shit.

Fuck lawns, I’ll rather use the space I have to grow something like veggies or flowers, and leave some spots for nature. Also… maybe think a little more about wording the next time you post something like this. :P

Well, I still wouldn’t consider using Reddit to be near as bad as using Shitter.

Source?

Of course? All that flowing. Why do you think rivers sometimes run dry? Because they’re exhausted!

Obviously you haven’t seen a good natural rock.

I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

I don’t think I want to bite that.

you mean gravel?

What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE

YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE

you better not treat my trusted servant with contempt

NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK

I’d be more than glad to ignite that flag.

I’m pretty sure that they would start making one up very soon.

He looks like he could just slip through the bars easily. Skill issue.