You inspire me. I love banana-flavored things, but I don’t like bananas.

Go out dancing.

Stinky!

Streaming isn’t exclusive to the methods you mentioned. I have plenty of friends make recommendations. And I found out about one of my now-favorite bands through Rolling Stone.

Everything you said was except for dongle. I absolutely would not accept that in my household.

Olodo actually kinda works.

Nor is identity theft.

Yeah, it was meant as an “I have no reading skills” thing as opposed to a political thing.

I read this as “How do I deal with leftists regarding the leftover fat or oil in my pain?” I’m sorry.

The SDF-1. Man, haven’t seen that in a long time.

Nah, you’re right. This wasn’t a good joke. I was going to say something, but you beat me to it. It’s got a bit of wit, but it’s got too many set-ups. Kills the flow.

I proudly donate to Planned Parenthood, The Satanic Church, and NPR on a monthly basis.

Edit: The Satanic TEMPLE. My mistake. 🙂

Oh my god, yes.

The most effective way to start a fire, for me, is to use fire-starting candles that Yankee Candle make.

I can agree that ad revenue hasn’t changed much, but it would be interesting to see how many hits each ad get, which can be determined by what time a person redeems their ticket. If anything, I’d guess that fewer people see the ads, based solely on my own experience. And also based solely on my own experience, I don’t think concession sales have changed, either.

Since you get to pick your seat when you buy your ticket, I’ve been showing up 20 minutes after the start time. I catch the tail end of the endless trailers and haven’t missed any of the movie yet.

I don’t think they thought this through…

I paid for their app and I’ve never felt more torn about recommending a product. On the one hand, it works pretty darned well (except for the inability to comment ON YouTube). On the other hand, I’ve contacted their support at LEAST three times and have no response. No bueno.

I don’t know, like measurements of something. Quantities of something. Distance, speed, volume.

If we’re talking about things that are easily quantifiable, not very much at all.

Get your booty on the floor tonight.