Tropical vacation with sex, drugs, and pizza

I love the way this is written

The very existence of this thread is proof.

“I feel bad for you.”

“I don’t think about you at all”

I’d recommend breaking up with him if you haven’t already

You could easily reverse the genders and this would still be funny. He’s saying it to her face, it’s like a roast

I’d say the smarter elites would fare better in democracy since there are more options. But it also means arranging the perfect life yourself without burning through all your money.

In dictatorships you can just order people to make your life easy but there are fewer options overall and the people serving you fear for their lives

There’s a mission exactly like this in GTA V, you kill the LifeInvader CEO and watch the stock market go brrrrr

This is fine art

The moving thing worked for me, I just said I’m moving back in with my parents and they have amazing Internet. Like to me that’s a checkmate, they can’t say anything

I think Anish Kapoor owns Vantablack if that counts. Technically he probably just owns the right to the paint