Use the acronym: BOSS

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

One step at a time

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

This is a highly regarded comment.

Looks a bit like Dave Foley to me.

Sounds like the monsters on The Sopranos talking about their dicks. “I gave her the old suseej”.

How do I shoot photons?

If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.