

…yes?
Yesss.
…yes?
Yesss.
So, my potato “launcher” design would be…OK?
Wait… But big tech literally is watching us.
You reach a certain age and then, one day, BAM. Some crazy thick-ass course hair 2 inches long comes sticking outta your face. 3 days later, it finds a friend. Then another.
You forget about it and. 3 months later you look like you’re dad and his dad, and have no idea how it happened.
Why is it so easy for then to spout garbage and get money, but when I do it they call the police?
Microsoft to shareholders: “But it was slightly cheaper!”
The addition of the TSA logo in this meme 🤌
And nostrils. My life is regret.
See? You and me need a Lemmy community.
The Long Kiss Goodnight - retcon it as a prequel to the Bourne trilogy and it’s 10 times better. It’s already top quality late 90’s action cheese.
Spice World is madcap mania. Recent Flop House episode about it. It’s the only movie I ever watched, rewound, and watched again.
VHF, staring Weird Al Yankovick. It’s a genuine shame no one else said this. Are people OK?
Josie and the Pussycats. Replace “sell CDs” with “Spotify” and literally nothing changes.
Brother, im here with you.
Hard agree. Lemmy could do with a touch of woo.
Cast iron
Hot sauce recipes
Conspiracy weirdness, ghosts and shit
…maybe not in that order.
Absolutely. It would be more “allowable” if you didn’t call them employees, that’s your error here.
People can still sign contracts that dictate their actions. Only allow them the options of uniforms to wear, that’s easy. You just have to work out non-financial motivators.
Call it an immersive experience, call it an acting workshop retreat, recruit people you can convince it’s all real, say it’s a reality show and film it (or don’t!). Tons of legal options to not pay people for their time and motivate then to behave a certain way, all without just making it a straight up cult compound situation.
No, sorry, we can’t flirt. You are only allowed to send blast DMs calling yourself the Fediverse Chick/Dude/Person.
You’re a baby made out of sugar? What an incredible job.
I guess that explains being the Gulf region, it doesn’t rain much there. Otherwise you’d melt.
I re-watched a few episodes recently. I agree that it’s simply not going to resonate with anyone younger than a Millennial. There was a lot of cultural context and subtexts that made sense at the time that will absolutely be lost on Zoomers.
Just go straight to Idiocracy. It doesn’t need prologue any more than Office Space would.
I only see the weird dog.
There’s a hippo?
It’s made from PVC, so whatever a 2" potato would be. 52mm?