Was a big fan of Secret of Mana (1 and 2), Secret of Evermore and different Zelda games. I tried to force me into playing FF, because it looked promising, but I can’t stand the role-play battle mechanics.

But if you try to load a local resource as localhost in Firefox…

For the sake of completeness:

Firefox contains a security patch which restricts the kinds of files that pages can load (and methods of loading) when you open them from a file:// URL. This change was made to prevent exfiltration of valuable data within reach of a local page, as demonstrated in an available exploit.

More info: https://developer.mozilla.org/docs/Web/HTTP/CORS/Errors/CORSRequestNotHttp

Insecure, but fast fix, if you don’t want to install a local webserver:

about:config
security.fileuri.strict_origin_policy
change to false

There’s a German proverb:
Döner macht schöner.
(Kebab makes you more beautiful)

Pen, pencil. Both are dangerous in the wrong hands.

♪♪ Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear… ♪♪

Sunflower from Concer: Bad Fur Day

But they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

“qwertyuiop” beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

His index started like -6 or -4 (assuming he even existed).

Or if you are the CEO there.

Maybe good against programmers venous thrombosis. Should be acknowledged as a work related illness.

Fly in fly trap:

:q!

Cats?

I think he would kill that role: The silence of the Banks.

Well, I would be glad if he would do it in person - and stays there.

Higher for hire

Woody? Woody Harrelson?

Dr. Evil demands compensation of