One nice, warm, sunny summer afternoon I fell asleep reading The Trial by Kafka…
Three times. On the same page.

That’s not a superpower, that’s just witchcraft

OP is including writing “wash me” in the dust on the rear window in “vandalism”.

Did they say so in a comment?
I don’t see it in the OP post.

Anyway, I don’t think of selective cleaning when I hear vandalism.
And I agree with the previous comment, that destroying property is not the moral thing to do.

They’re not sold as ‘hot dogs’ but I’m pretty sure there isn’t a place in Germany where plain old bratwurst in a plain old bun isn’t a thing.

The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.

Where would that be the “standard”?
The most common sausage in a bun combination is just sausage, bun, ketchup/mustard.
Unless you’re specifically talking about restaurants that have an item called “Hot Dog” on their menu, which in turn is rather rare.

I mean using your real name does not depend on the platform you’re using but more on how you’re using it.
Pretty sure the majority of reddit users do not post under their real name and you could use a pseudonym on facebook if you wanted to.
Zuckerberg isn’t going to check your ID when you sign up.

Your data isn’t really more private on the fediverse, is it?
Everything you post is shared with myriad instances.
You might not end up just handing it to some large tech corp but you also give up any remnant of control over it.

Ja, passt schon